Where are you located? If in the US, you should be able to get vaccinated at any of your chain pharmacies, or the pharmacy where you usually get your prescriptions filled. At least that’s what I do. I don’t waste time trying to convince my PCP that a vaccine is not going to kill me, not going to get me high, not going to personally hurt him, not going to demolish his office or collapse the hospital building and on and on and on. I don’t involve him at all. Here’s how:
I go to CVS.com, select the vaccine, make the online appointment time, select my CVS branch and confirm.
The date of the appointment arrives, I get an email from a cvs.com bot half an hour before I’m scheduled telling me that there was a problem with my appointment and it has been cancelled and I should make a new appointment (which will be cancelled again and now you are in an endless loop with an unresponsive and cryptic bot).
Instead, I ignore the email and turn up at the pharmacy at the originally appointed time. The pharmacist informs me that they can’t help me, because my insurance will not pay for the vaccine, so there is nothing they can do, and that is why the bot sent the email with the cancellation. I listen politely, nod with understanding, and pull out my credit card saying: “that’s fine, I’ll pay out of pocket”. The pharmacist with disbelief, checks again “but that’s $478!”. I smile apologetically “oh, well, some people you couldn’t pay to get a vaccine, I’m one of those who will pay to get a vaccine!”. The pharmacist is now irate that he has to go through the hassle of vaccinating someone, and coldly charges my cc and makes me sign, without looking at me. I look at the $478, and add up all the other vaccines I’ve recently paid for and it’s a tidy sum, and I think how all of this is pure speculation and probably useless and I’m an utter fool for doing this nonsense with no proof and I grow depressed and weak in the knees, but the chair is ready for me to sit on and I collapse waiting for the shot.
The pharmacist swabs my arm, administers the shot. I timidly ask which exact brand and dosage was used. I need this info, because depending on the exact shot, I may or may not need a booster and there are different schedules and so on. The pharmacist is now even more irate, and quickly rattles off the info, which I make sure to register and remember, because you don’t always get that info in your account.
I thank him, amble off and consider my next useless steps and plot more vaccines to get stabbed with, all to no purpose as we’re all gonna die anyway.
Anyhow, that’s my MO, you are welcome to improve on it. YMMV.