Not reading Rapamycin News will save you a lot of money!
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It’s the best joke ever!
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So I am watching SNL for the first time in ages… and suddenly an actor on the show looks very familiar to me. I am admitted Matt Kaeberlein groupie. LOL
Could SNL’s Mikey Day Be Matt Kaeberlein’s doppelgänger – a non-biologically related look-alike or “double walker” of a living person; his twin separated at birth - brothers from another mother? Lol
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T93aiLpJCIU
If you watch the skit… it mentions body rejection of another’s leg bone donation. Daily Rapamycin could prevent rejection… I would assume.
If this longevity gig doesn’t work put - maybe Matt could go into comedy @mkaeberlein
Matt has a great dry sense of humor…actually makes his Optispan Podcasts more enjoyable.
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LOL that’s me but a bit older than him…
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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told people who hurt themselves doing sports that no one has ever hurt themselves on the sofa!
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There’s probably a worst hell if the chefs were German, all they eat I think is sausages and sauerkraut LOL.
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You obviously haven’t tasted British cooking!
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True but you might get a steak once in a while at least (from a British chef) lol
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A Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the leg while escorting the former first lady through Philadelphia airport.
The agent shot himself in the leg just after 8.30am Friday while on an assignment to protect Biden, a Secret Service spokesman said.
He suffered a non-life-threatening injury after what the federal agency described as a 'negligent discharge while handling a service weapon. ’
Well, this isn’t really funny, the agent shooting himself in the leg. He will either lose his job or be assigned to the least attractive service detail. But wait, he is already assigned to the most unattractive detail.
But it reminds me of my military service days. It is a little-known fact to the public that those soldiers guarding the gates and the sailor guarding the gangplank, while carrying ammo that can be loaded into their service weapons, are not allowed to have live ammo in their weapons until a threat exists, lest they shoot themselves. The military learned the hard way that you can’t have military men running around the base with live ammo in their weapons.
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Thought of the day:
Fitness watches are just expensive Tamagotchis, but the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself.
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Thought of the day:
Of all the words that have been said,
The saddest are ‘It might have been’.
Carpe Diem
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Words I’ve never spoken 
Words I have spoken,
“Try it, you’ll like it”
“Holy $hit, did you see that”
“WTF just happened”
“Did not expect that”
“That’s a great result”
“stays where yer to, while I comes where yer at” < that’s Newfie talk
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Thought of the Day:
You should never cheat. But if you must, cheat death.
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